who needs good looks when you have a 



occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin


one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 


ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input




Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it.

It’s hard, huh? You can’t do it. So why is it so easy to do it to yourself?

Being mean to yourself is just as bad as being mean to someone else.

shit imma have to reblog this again because


This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*

I was tagged by: bowtiesarecooldoyourresearch Thanks, dear! <3

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

What was your:

1. Last beverage: water

2. Last phone call: dad, because i forgot my house keys

3. Last text message: my friend Cinzia, “Look at the bright side, now you know it for sure!”

4. Last song you listened to: Nicotine by Panic! At The Disco

5. Last time you cried: yesterday because i was drunk and heart broken


6. Dated someone twice: nope. 

7. Been cheated on: he technically was not my boyfriend, so no.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: no, not really

9. Lost someone special: thankfully no

10. Been depressed: yes, i had to go counseling but now i feel much better

11. Been drunk and threw up: yes, but it happens rarely. i usually know my limits

12-14. List three favorite colors: pine green, burgundy, anthracite gray


15. Made a new friend: yes

16. Fallen out of love: nope

17. Laughed until you cried: yes!

18. Met someone who changed you: yes, i found new friends and i couldn’t be happier

19. Found out who your true friends are: yep

20. Found out someone was talking about you: no, i don’t think so.


22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: almost all of them

24. Do you have any pets: yep! Tommy, my cat ^^

25. Do you want to change your name: no, i really like my name

26. What did you do for your last birthday: i had a huge party with my friends, it was awesome!

27. What time did you wake up today: well… it was 11.30 i think, because i came home at 5 am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: i was at the club with my friends ^^

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: finish school.

30. Last time you saw your mother: five minutes ago<

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: i wish i had the courage to talk to Roberto yesterday

32. What are you listening to right now: Do I Wanna Know? By Arctic Monkeys

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: yeah, he was a classmate of mine

35. Most visited webpage: youtube, for sure.

36. Blood type: zero positive

37. Nickname: Jasminda, Bazarota (don’t ask), Gelsa, Giasena, Gelsomina

38. Relationship Status: single

39. Zodiac sign: cancer

40. Pronouns: She / her.

41. Elementary: A. Fogazzaro

42. High School: ITE Tambosi – Battisti, business and languages ;)

43. College: haven’t decided yet

44. Hair color: mahogany

45. Long or short: long

46. Height: 5’’1

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: it’s more than a crush

48. What do you like about yourself?: hard question… i’m always happy to help my friends i guess

49. ._.?  ??

50. Tattoos: i’d love to get one

51. Righty or lefty: righty

52. First surgery: never had one

53. First piercing: ears

54. First best friend: Margherita

55. First sport you joined: swimming i think

56. First vacation: Caorle, in Veneto, Italy

58. First pair of trainers: i really don’t know


59. Eating: pizza!

60. Drinking: water

61. I’m about to: fall asleep haha

62. Listening to: Just One Yesterday by Fall Out Boy

63. Waiting for: Luca to text me

64. Want kids?: yes at some point!

65. Get Married?: yes!

66. Career?: not really, i’d love to work on a farm with Roberto

67. Lips or eyes: eyes, they can tell you a lot about people’s feelings

68. Hugs or kisses: after last night i’d say that hugs mean a lot.

69. Shorter or taller: taller

71. Romantic or spontaneous: depends

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: don’t know

73. Sensitive or loud: it depends on the situation ^^

74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: it depends


76. Kissed a stranger: yep

77. Drank hard liquor: yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts: no, never

79. Sex on first date: nope, i’ve never had sex

80. Broke someone’s heart: not that i’m aware of

81. Had your own heart broken: right now, kind of

82. Have you been arrested: nope

83. Turned someone down: nah

84. Cried when someone died?: yes

85. Fallen for a friend: no


86. Yourself: trying to, but it’s hard

87. Miracles: nope

88. Love at first sight: i guess?

89. Heaven: nope

90. Santa Claus: i’d love for it to be real!

91. Kiss on the first date: yes.

92. Angels: nope.

thank you for tagging me :) i really don’t know who to tag next.. so, anyone that wants to do it is welcome to do so!

0N · reblog


i want

  • affection 

i have absolutely no idea what to do with and am pretty much uncomfortable with and confused by

  • affection



I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results



"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel